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The funniest poker quote I've heard in a long time.

Postby kennyg » Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:14 pm

So i got in this hand w]th KK. I moved all-in preflop after a large raise. The guy calls.
I spike a King on the river to beat his Aces down. Two seconds later..this comes from him in the chat box:

ShockAndAww> got to love fish who willing to go all in with kings

Maybe if was just really funny for me since i won...:)
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Postby tetsuo » Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:16 pm

LOL! Sounds like a candidate new signature to me..
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Postby Cactus Jack » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:43 am

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum
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Postby kennyg » Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:11 am

Gaming Club...one of the many Prima sites.

I actually harrassed this guy later about it too. I kept typing his famous quote into the chat box when I saw him on my table a week later :) Am I evil?? hmmm....well...gotta have fun somehow right?
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Postby TexasKowboy » Fri Jan 14, 2005 9:24 am

Kowboy

If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
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Postby Rhound50 » Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:54 am

Wow, I wanna play at a table with a group that doesn't understand the concept of mathcing bonus's. If they can't grasp that its hard to think they would be any good at poker.
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Postby TexasKowboy » Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:30 pm

Kowboy

If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
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Postby iceman5 » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:42 pm

Kenny, Ive played with ShockandAww also. Cant remember much about him though.

By the way, that IS Schwarzenegger isnt it?
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