Tell a really ridculous true story you witnessed.

[Xaston]

Half credit for stories of friends or relatives, but they have to be true, really awesome, and accurate.

I have a few interesting ones in my head. Three I witnessed, and one was a story I heard from reliable sources.

Story #1

Cop get's punched in the face at Patriot Cinemas (movie theatre I used to work at and be a manager of ) while I am working.

Story #2

Riot breaks out in adolescant unit of mental hospital I am a patient of, while my overprotective brother is in my room visiting me. Like, full scale riot.

Story #3

Riots on campus following Red Sox wins in 2004 playoffs. It was pretty fucking crazy, one of the craziest things I've ever seen, but I may have to hand this one off to Shamrock. His school had pretty much the worst/best as far as I know. I believe one unfortunate student there was actually killed in the mayhem by a police bean-bag shot.

Story #4

Heard from a friend of a friend. Loss of nipple piercing followed by dumbest thing I've ever heard of a human being doing.


I'll post em all if the thread gets going, but for now I'll just post whichever one of these is the first one to have two people ask me to tell.

Also, share your stories.

[Molina]

[Xaston]

Well this one is short and only something I heard, so it's not too cumbersome for me to write it.

F of F of F (friend of friend of friend) has just recently got nipple piercings. F of F of F is male. F of F of F is playing basketball with his friend. He goes up for a rebound and comes down "on" his friend, if you will. Kind of landing on his back a little bit and sliding down. His nipple piercing tears through his nipple in the falling process.

F of F of F looks at wound and sees something that "looks like a little white string." He then proceeds to pull this "string" out a couple of inches. At this point BIIHEHA (biggest idiot I have ever heard about, formerly known as F of F of F), gets a pair of scissors to cut this mysterious string from within. BIIHEHA passes out immediatly. The white string was a nerve.

[GodlikeRoy]

This one's from India. My brother was in a taxi coming home from the golf club when the taxi hit two guys on a moterbike. It looked like the guy driving it broke his leg and he was on the ground. The taxi driver tried to speed away but since the traffic is so bad he couldn't go very fast. The other guy from the bike saw him getting to leave so he got up and ran towards the taxi. As the taxi was gaining speed he jumped ontop of it and grabbed it by the baggage rails on top (not sure what their technical name is) and was swinging just holding onto those. He got a leg into the drivers window and started kicking the taxi driver in the head as he was driving to get him to stop. He did stop and by that time my brother was already getting into another taxi and leaving the scene.

My brother was randomly taking video footage out the side of the video when this started so he got the entire thing on his phone.

[emmasdad]

[GodlikeRoy]

[Molina]

[Xaston]

[Allstar7]

[NorthView]

[Beavis68]

[hard2tel]

[Tyrannic]

in front of my high school freshman year i watched a huge gang fight which was utter chaos. I witnessed a kid getting his face stomped by several others and another kid get slashed. The slashing thankfully wasnt too serious and the kid whose face got knocked in needed his face redone and a few plates in his head. Security at my school has become very very tight now.


A few weeks ago a member of our soccer team was shot in the leg by a blood. He is a member of the crypts. He was staying with a friend of mine before that for about 2 years because his family was non-existant(father was/is a crack phene who had a new girlfriend every week, i know little bout his mother except that she left a long time ago). He is now a ward of the state and I guess recuperating, I havent seen/talked/heard from him.

[Felonius_Monk]

My first proper girlfriend split up with me I think when we were 15/16, something like that, so it's a while back now. I didn't see her for a while after I finished school, though had heard that while at university she came out as a lesbian. In many ways that didn't surprise me as it kind of became clear when we were going out she was maybe confused or holding something back.

About 3 or 4 years ago I heard that she had had surgery (breasts removed etc, not sure about phalloplasty but basically to become a guy) and hormones (growing facial hair etc) and now goes by the name of ben . I've seen her/him once since and didn't recognise her/him feaky as hell though. So technically I guess I've been with a guy .

Top that, mofos.

[MVPSPORTS]