Society tells me I need to drink alcohol.

[thaninja]

[MVPSPORTS]

[T-Rod]

[Calaziar]

[BadBeatMan]

[Stelvask]

I'm gonna second everyong on the gin and tonic choice.

I recommended rum and coke because it's easy.

But gin and tonic (with a lime wedge especially). oh so delicious. I personally make it half gin half tonic. But i think most people prefer about 1/4 gin to 3/4 tonic. served over ice and with a lime wedge. good good.

Order at least one of these and see if you like it at all.

[thaninja]

[MecosKing]

a) Beer + Liquor never been sicker is a bunch of lropoganda beleived only by women, fags, and democrats. Its total BS. If your drunk as hell of liquor but feel like maintainin but feel like you oughta not get that much more drunk, havin a beer or two is fine (light beers/pale ales especially)
=COROLLARY: Mixing liquor and Wine WILL ABSOLUTELY make you sick, especially shit like sangria. DO NOT i repeat DO NOT drink wine if you are gonna drink anything else. In fact, just dont drink wine period (wines for women, fags, etc.- see above)
b) Smokin when you drink is tite, and no matter what anyone says, smoking is still cool, especially in countries besides america. So smokeitup, it'll getcha laid. plus the thought of you having a coughing fit in front of the entire bar after one drag of a cigarette is sorta a tite thought
c) Yes, indeed avoid the girlie drinks, you dont want girls to think your a homo.
d) WHAT TO DRINK
-top shelf vodka/cranberry, Rum/coke, Screwdrivers. These are all pretty respectable drinks, and they arent that bad for someone that doesnt like alcohol taste. Id avoid shit with gin and whiskey, since it took alot of years of alcoholosim to get used to the taste of those.
-I wouldnt drink any really potent mixed drinks if i were you, because as much as id like to hear stories about you pukin and passing out in the bar, id rather the night progresses enough and you lit enough to do something to get you arrested/ransomed/buttrammed/ or maybe even laid, and you aint doin this if you drink two long islands back to back and passout / puke in the bar.
-If you buy girls drinks, buyem maitais. Maitais are as strong as a long island, maybe even moreso but they taste like they come straight out of a fucking juicebox. They are the single most powerful tool in your getting laid arsenal, besides self confidence/good looks/sense of humor/not being a testicle. In other words, dont leave home without a maitai.

Thats about all i can think of...

[Allstar7]

[Beavis68]

[Juskimo]

Go with Midori (melon liquor), Malibou (coconut rum) and pinapple juice. If you feel like you are getting too drunk, just go with the Midori and pineapple juice.

-Jus

[k3nt]

Nobody has mentioned hard cider. The people who I have been with who have disliked most alcohol have enjoyed cider. Sweetish drinks go down easy too, but I'd avoid them.

I'd also second the Rum punch type drinks, preferably with low-ish sugar.

[NorthView]

Cider = buckets of sugary vomit for the uninitiated

[Nortonesque]

Most (cheap) tonic water contains as much high fructose corn syrup as coke, so if you're really worried about sugar and HFCS, Rum & Diet Coke is probably your best bet.

Personally I stick to grain alcohol and rainwater. I will not allow communists to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids.

[adamh]