RIP BRIACHEK - (KUSO GETS PWNED)

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One more of the 50000 examples of why not to IM when I'm around the computer... A little background first...

Last night, Kuso in a drunken stuper, started talkin shit to Briachek about how his game is too vanilla, and that he has to mix things up to play the bigger games... As expected, Kuso starts throwin around "wussy" and "pussy" and "no balls", and eventually Bri got pissy, as expected...

So, flash forward to tonite... Kenny and Kuso are talkin bout whatever, and Kenny, in his infinite wisdom (and good sense of humor), decides to try to pull a fast one on Kuso... And Kuso, being the gigantic fish that he is, bites every line hook, line, and sinker... Eventually, Kenny IMs me to get in on the act, and all hilarity and madness ensues...

p.s... This is gonna be a long one, but even Xas and his ADHD should pay attention, as this is some classic comedy shit... Also, since its really 3 conversations, I'm gonna seperate it with ---, and you guys will just have to follow along on your own after that... Also, mind you that Kuso and Kenny and Kuso and Me and Kenny and Me are all talking at the same time...

Kenny and Kuso (ie.. the initial hook)...

kennygould: i tell you what... i think with some adjustment, briachek could easily beatmy 5/10 game
MizorKing: i hope to be at the 1000s next month
MizorKing: well, the "adjustment" part is my point of contention
kennygould: he thinks a lot like me in most situations
MizorKing: yeah
MizorKing: i wasn't joking when i said i think he can be really good
MizorKing: in fact
MizorKing: let me quote:
MizorKing: (after smack talking)
MizorKing: [04:25] MizorKing: ok
[04:26] MizorKing: honest confesskion time
[04:26] MizorKing: you're a pair of balls away from being a good plyer
[04:26] MizorKing: playing the margins is where you can be a man
[04:26] MizorKing: how to do that?
[04:26] MizorKing: well, that's the trick
[04:26] MizorKing: nut peddling the 100s at aparty ai'nt nbeiing a man
[04:27] MizorKing: it's eay
[04:27] MizorKing: easy
[04:27] MizorKing: but that's not poker
MizorKing: i can say the same about the 100plo8 games i play in
MizorKing: there's very little poker there
MizorKing: some, but not much
MizorKing: it gets more interesting at the 200s
MizorKing: but they start playing at the 2400s and 1000s
kennygould: the probelm is his roll is not very big
kennygould: and he's taking out a lot each month
MizorKing: he plays a lot, though, right?
MizorKing: AAAHHHHH
MizorKing: i didn't know that he takes a lot out
kennygould: yeah he has a parttime but it doesn't cover much of anbything
MizorKing: well, i wasn't trying to pbully him into bigger stakes
kennygould: yeah well
kennygould: thanks to you he lost his whole fucking roll today
MizorKing: BS
kennygould: i'm serious
kennygould: i gotta stake him now
MizorKing: you are lying to me
MizorKing: you are lying to me
MizorKing: what was his BR?
kennygould: i think it was like 4k.. i believe he still has like 2k in the bank
MizorKing: HE LOST $4k today?
kennygould: 10/20 will kill you...variance
MizorKing: please tell me this is some kind of april fools joke in may
MizorKing: HE DID NOT PLAY 10/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kennygould: yeah
kennygould: he didn't go into much detail about it
MizorKing: dude...
MizorKing: please tell me you're joking
MizorKing: i'll really hate myself if that's true
kennygould: i was thinking abou calling him earlier
kennygould: because i know he's taking the shit hard
MizorKing: dude...
MizorKing: are you serious?
MizorKing: this is SO not like briachek
MizorKing: he's very deliberate
MizorKing: and that's his strength
MizorKing: i can't believe he'd do something like this
MizorKing: i mean
MizorKing: i still really think you're FoS
MizorKing: and you're pulling my leg
MizorKing: for effect
MizorKing: cuz i just don't see him dooing that
MizorKing: would you take a joke to this point?
kennygould: actually the other day he was telling me he had an incline to play the 200s, just to lull himself out of boredom
kennygould: this was before your speech
MizorKing: omg....
MizorKing: you're not joking
MizorKing: oohhh.......
kennygould: well
kennygould: i mean i went broke once
kennygould: it happens... i'm gonna stake him and it'll be ok

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Kenny and Me...

[03:23] kennygould: can you do me a favor?
[03:23] Heat517163: DOES IT INVOLVE ANAL?
[03:23] kennygould: na. ask kuso over aim if he heard about briachek losing his whole bankrol
[03:23] kennygould: it's not true
[03:23] kennygould: but.. he beleives me
[03:24] Heat517163: HE JUST IMMED ME
[03:24] Heat517163: IM ASSUMING HES GONNA ASK
[03:24] kennygould: bring it up first
[03:24] kennygould: for effect
[03:24] Heat517163: K
[03:24] kennygould: bri lost it all playing 10/20 lol
[03:24] kennygould: because kuso talked shit to him
[03:25] Heat517163: K
[03:27] Heat517163: THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO GODDAMN CLASSIC
[03:27] Heat517163: THIS HAS TO BE A POST

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Kuso and Me (at almost the exact same time)...

[03:23] mizorking: you around?
[03:24] Heat517163: UNFORTUNATELY
[03:24] mizorking: apparently in my drunken tirade last night
[03:24] mizorking: telling bri that he's a pair of vballs away from being a good player
[03:24] mizorking: he decided that it'd be a good idea to play 2000plo
[03:25] mizorking: and lost $4k
[03:25] Heat517163: ZOINKS
[03:25] Heat517163: HE IMMED ME SOMETHIN EARLIER
[03:25] Heat517163: BUT I WASN'T AROUND
[03:25] Heat517163: WISH ME LUCK OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
[03:25] mizorking: apparently that's his BR
[03:25] mizorking: kenny is telling me this now
[03:25] mizorking: and i pray that this is some sort of a joke
[03:26] mizorking: i can't belive that anyone would take my comments seriously
[03:26] mizorking: esp when i've been drinking
[03:26] mizorking: uuuggghhhhhh
[03:26] Heat517163: SO YOU FUCKED OVER OLE BRI
[03:26] Heat517163: NIIIIIIIIIIICE
[03:26] mizorking: PLEASE be a joke
[03:26] Heat517163: WTG DOUCHE
[03:26] Heat517163: ALL I KNOW IS HE WAS LOOKIN FOR ME EARLIER
[03:26] mizorking: i am so stupid
[03:26] Heat517163: SOMETHIN ABOUT HAVIN BALLS
[03:26] mizorking: yeah
[03:26] Heat517163: LIKE I SAID I WASN'T THERE
[03:28] Heat517163: HAVE YOU TRIED TALKING TO HIM
[03:28] Heat517163: IS HE THERE
[03:28] Heat517163: IS HE HANGING FROM A TREE?
[03:28] mizorking: not sure
[03:28] mizorking: i IMed him... no response


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Kuso and Kenny - layin it on...

MizorKing: holy shit
MizorKing: this is real
kennygould: as long as he doesn't do it agian. gotta learn lessons
MizorKing: i feel SO bad
MizorKing: um
MizorKing: hhhmmm
MizorKing: any ideas how i can eat humble pie?
MizorKing: besides not do that again?
kennygould: brb
kennygould: yeah man it's crazy shit
kennygould: it's too bad he didn't win
MizorKing: he'd shove that shit in my face for ever
MizorKing: i'd be happy with that

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Kenny and Me... trying not to laugh our intestines out...

[03:29] Heat517163: THIS IS FUGGIN CLAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSIC
[03:30] kennygould: lol
[03:31] Heat517163: I M;AY WORK ON THIS ALL DAY
[03:31] Heat517163: TRY TO FIND SOME GRAPHICS OF BRIAN FROM FAMILY GUY HANGING FROM A TREE
[03:31] Heat517163: USE IT AS MY AVATAR
[03:31] kennygould: lol

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Kuso and Me - layin it on Pt. 2

[03:28] Heat517163: I WONDER IF YOU'D BE RESPONSIBLE IF HE KILLED HIMSELF
[03:28] Heat517163: I DOUBT HE DID ANYTHING... PROLLY JUST CRYIN HIMSELF TO SLEEP
[03:29] Heat517163: SHIT KNOWS I WOULD IF I LOST 4K
[03:29] mizorking: ugh
[03:29] mizorking: omg.... tell me this is a joke
[03:29] Heat517163: MAYBE KENNY STAKED HIM?
[03:29] Heat517163: ASK HIM
[03:31] Heat517163: U STILL THERE?
[03:34] Heat517163: I HOPE YOU DIDNT KILL YOURSELF TOO
[03:34] mizorking: yeah
[03:34] Heat517163: ONE DEAD BTPER AROUND HERE IS ENOUGH
[03:37] mizorking: kenny is going to stake bri from now
[03:37] mizorking: sorry for the gammar vagueness
[03:38] Heat517163: BRI HAS TO BE STAKED NOW?
[03:38] Heat517163: IS HE REALLY THAT BROKE?
[03:38] mizorking: HE LOST HIS BR
[03:38] Heat517163: LIKE HIS WHOLE GODDAMN BR?
[03:38] mizorking: kenny says that bri has like $2k in the bank
[03:38] Heat517163: WHAT KIND OF TARD PLAYS W/ 2 BUYINS
[03:38] mizorking: not sure if that's BR or living ezpenses
[03:39] mizorking: i know
[03:39] Heat517163: JUST LET HIM NUTPEDDLE IT BACK I GUESS

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Kenny and Kuso... Kuso crappin a green brick...

MizorKing: well, how can i apologize
MizorKing: and not come across as even more of an ass
kennygould: let him do your wife?
kennygould: that would probably do it
MizorKing: um, no
kennygould: lol
MizorKing: next
kennygould: it was just a suggestion!
kennygould: na but seriously
kennygould: it's not really your fualt
MizorKing: really, how can i express my regret?
kennygould: i would send him a really long email apologizing
kennygould: well not really long
MizorKing: not much to say
MizorKing: so it can't be that long
kennygould: just say you didn't mean for him to do that... just playing around.. and you think he's really a great player etc
MizorKing: i'm a testicle
MizorKing: blah blah
MizorKing: yeah
MizorKing: ok
kennygould: you are a testicle
kennygould: na but it'll be coo
kennygould: cool
MizorKing: oh kenny
MizorKing: this really isn't true
MizorKing: omg
kennygould: he'll be alright man
MizorKing: dude, if i lost that, i'd be one miserable mofo
MizorKing: and i'm in good shape financially
kennygould: well like i said i thought about calling him... has to be pretty devasting
MizorKing: do you mind if ia tell him you told me the deal
kennygould: tell bri?
kennygould: well i guess not
MizorKing: like when i apologize
MizorKing: how else would i know that he lost hte $
kennygould: well i figured he'd post something on btp about it
kennygould: in his journal or something anyway
kennygould: but yeah it's fine
MizorKing: ok
MizorKing: thx

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Kenny and Me... brainstorming...

[03:40] Heat517163: IM GONNA OFFER HIM BRIS PHONE NUMBER
[03:40] Heat517163: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
[03:41] Heat517163: THIS SHOULD GET ME BANNED FROM BTP FOR LIFE

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Kuso and Me... the phone number...

[03:40] Heat517163: I CAN GIVE YOU HIS NUMBER
[03:40] Heat517163: IF YOU WANNA CALL HIM
[03:40] mizorking: the stuff he doesn't do is "take shots with his entire BR"
[03:40] mizorking: not sure if i want to do that
[03:40] Heat517163: NOT SURE IF THATLL BE A GOOD OR BAD THING AT THIS POINT
[03:43] Heat517163: I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT YOU CAN SAY TO HIM
[03:43] Heat517163: MAYBE TRY COACHING HIM FOR A WHILE
[03:43] mizorking: hah
[03:43] Heat517163: TRY TO LOOSEN HIM UP A LITTLE
[03:43] mizorking: never
[03:43] Heat517163: WITHOUT BLOWIN HIS WAD
[03:43] mizorking: i'd never coach someone who'd do that
[03:43] mizorking: it's a disaster waiting to happen
[03:44] Heat517163: YOU MEAN MORE OF A DISASTER THAN HIM BLOWING HIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BR CAUSE YOU BASICALLY DARED HIM TO?
[03:44] mizorking: at least as bad
[03:44] mizorking: i didn't dare him to do that BS
[03:45] mizorking: i dared him to learn how to play more marginal hands
[03:45] mizorking: and this is, in fact, what we're discussing in the omaha forums now
[03:45] Heat517163: I DONT KNOW, I KNOW HE WAS PRETTY PISSY LAST NIGHT
[03:45] mizorking: i never said anything about stakes
[03:45] Heat517163: WHICH ISN'T REALLY AN UNUSUAL STATE FOR HIM
[03:45] mizorking: i challenged him to a microstakes challenge
[03:45] mizorking: and then a 100plo hi HU challnge
[03:45] mizorking: that i NEVER would have played
[03:45] Heat517163: MAYBE HE THOUGHT YOU SAID MACROSTAKES?
[03:46] mizorking: lol... never seen that word before
[03:46] Heat517163: MACRO = BIG
[03:46] mizorking: i know what it means, douche
[03:46] mizorking: but never heard it in the poker context
[03:46] Heat517163: WELL SORRY, LET ME GO HANG MYSELF NOW
[03:46] mizorking: lol

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Kenny and Kuso... Briachek plays NLHE???

MizorKing: dude, i feel TERRIBLE
MizorKing: ugh
MizorKing: i want to vomit right now
kennygould: was your wife with you when you were drunk talking to him?
MizorKing: no... she's still in hawaii
MizorKing: i talked to her on the phone at some point last night
MizorKing: can't remember if it was when i was IMing or not
kennygould: mvp just msged me.. apprently bri left a msg
MizorKing: this was 10/20 plo righgt?
kennygould: actually it was holdem
MizorKing: NLHE?
MizorKing: omg
kennygould: i guess he just felt he could beat the game
kennygould: he probably could in most instances, but putting your whole roll on there
MizorKing: ugh
MizorKing: i REALLY want to puke now
kennygould: i mean he'll make it through this crap... it's not really your fault.. you goaded him a little but that couldn't be the only reason he did this??
MizorKing: you think there's something else going on?

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Kenny and Me... more brainstorming...

[03:53] kennygould: MizorKing: you think there's something else going on?
[03:53] kennygould: what do i say mvp
[03:53] kennygould: what do i say!
[03:53] Heat517163: AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST BULLSHITTER
[03:54] kennygould: lol
[03:54] Heat517163: TALK ABOUT HIS LACK OF WOMEN
[03:54] Heat517163: NO WOMEN ALWAYS DOES IT
[03:55] kennygould: i'lld do it one step better

Let me pause here to say that of all the things Kenny said, I CANT BELIEVE that this didnt give it away to Kuso... I mean, Briachek gettin laid all the time??? Cmon dood...

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Kuso and Kenny ... Bri gettin laid too much???

kennygould: one sec
kennygould: well
kennygould: he's actually been getting laid a ton lately. you'd think that would give him more postive outlook...it may have just given him those balls you were reffering to
MizorKing: ugh
kennygould: he's on some personals thing
MizorKing: well, at lesat getting laid is good
kennygould: been getting al ot of dates
MizorKing: that's cool
MizorKing: i wish i was getting some
MizorKing: only two more weeks
kennygould: eh
kennygould: i went to the strip club last night
MizorKing: happy ending?
kennygould: well i had to get a new keyboard hooked up when i came home
kennygould: how much should i stake him you think
MizorKing: that's out of my domain
MizorKing: i really have no idea
kennygould: well if it were you and you were loaded
kennygould: lol
MizorKing: well, that's the difference
MizorKing: if i staked soomeone
MizorKing: i would assume that i'd never get it back
MizorKing: and i'd have to be REALLY loaded to give away a few thousan
MizorKing: d
MizorKing: bri's good for it
MizorKing: i would imagine
MizorKing: but i'm sensitive with money
kennygould: lol no more goading from you if i do this
MizorKing: absolutely not
kennygould: well not if i do it, i will do it
MizorKing: whether you do it or not
kennygould: gotta help a friend in need
MizorKing: ok

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Kenny and Me... titling our masterpiece...

[03:42] Heat517163: OKAY... PROSPECTIVE TITLES
[03:42] Heat517163: DO YOU LIKE "RIP - BRIACHEK"
[03:42] Heat517163: OR "WARNING - DONT EVER IM WITH ME
[03:42] kennygould: i like RIP - BRIACHEK
[03:42] Heat517163: K
[03:44] Heat517163: IM LAYIN IT ON GOOD NOW
[03:45] kennygould: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[03:47] kennygould: when will this post be done?
[03:47] Heat517163: ;ITS GONNA BE AN EFFORT
[03:47] Heat517163: HES STILL GOIN ON
[03:47] Heat517163: I DOTN WANNA STOP
[03:47] Heat517163: EVER

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Kuzo and Kenny...

MizorKing: i guess 2000 is enough to play the 100s safely
MizorKing: 1000 is enough to get by
MizorKing: i don't think bri goes on massive downswings
MizorKing: due to his playing style
kennygould: would you be willing to stake any??
MizorKing: so that's my input
kennygould: you know, just to help out
MizorKing: not at the moment
kennygould: not feel so bad...
kennygould: well damn
MizorKing: i don'treally have that much to spare
kennygould: oh well i guess he would understand

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Kenny and Me...

[04:04] kennygould: HEY
[04:04] Heat517163: YEAH
[04:04] kennygould: i'm gonna tell himn you're donating to the brian staking fund
[04:04] kennygould: so he feels like shit
[04:04] Heat517163: MAN IF HE BELIEVES THAT
[04:04] Heat517163: I GOT A BRIDGE TO SELL HIM IN BROOKLYN

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Kuso and Kenny...

MizorKing: there are some very real issues that i have to consdier
MizorKing: i really wnat to get to the 1000s asap
MizorKing: because then the wife will be more affable to me playing
MizorKing: cuz the hourly will be insane
MizorKing: at my current levels
kennygould: you're absoutley right
MizorKing: $50 per hour is a push
MizorKing: i can make more than that doing my job
MizorKing: or doing something else
MizorKing: so that doesn't really get her excited
kennygould: but man... i mean really he did this cuz of you.. i mean it's not really your fault but i can't imagine him doing this wihtout that conversation you had
MizorKing: but $200 per hour is good for her
MizorKing: hey, i'm with you... kind of
MizorKing: but i NEVER said anything about moving up
MizorKing: and i wouldn't
MizorKing: esp after what he told me about his BR
kennygould: i know i know.. but it's a friend in need
MizorKing: i just suggested that he learn how to play more marginal hands
MizorKing: look, if i was sitting on a $75k BR
MizorKing: no prob
MizorKing: but i'm not
MizorKing: i see what you're saying
MizorKing: but i can't go there
kennygould: well mvp just volenteered $300 to me to help him out
MizorKing: well, mvp is a champ
kennygould: yeah i won't take it

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Kuso and Me...

[04:04] mizorking: kenny's trying to talk me into co-staking bri with him
[04:05] Heat517163: YEAH, I WAS THINKIN BOUT THROWIN HIM A FEW BUCKS TOO
[04:05] Heat517163: HES A GOOD GUY
[04:05] mizorking: omg
[04:05] mizorking: now i look REALLY bad
[04:05] Heat517163: AND A DECENT GRINDER
[04:06] Heat517163: YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOURE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH OBVIOUSLY
[04:06] Heat517163: I HAVE A LOT OF EXPENDABLE INCOME
[04:06] Heat517163: IF HE BLEW IT ALL, ID LIVE
[04:06] Heat517163: IVE LOST MORE
[04:07] Heat517163: HELL IVE PROLLY STUCK MORE UP MY NOSE
[04:07] mizorking: lol

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Kuso and Kenny...

MizorKing: let me make it clear
kennygould: lol i'm sorry i'm probably making you feel terrible
MizorKing: if bri wasn't such a nice guy
MizorKing: i'd mock him for being such an idiot
MizorKing: and tell him that he deserves it
MizorKing: BUT, he's a nice guy
MizorKing: and he DOESN'T deserve it
MizorKing: or my smack talk
MizorKing: ugh... dude, i feel REALLY terrible

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Kenny and Me... Kenny tries to pussy out...

[04:07] kennygould: alright
[04:07] kennygould: i think i've gotten as much as i can
[04:07] kennygould: without making this a farce
[04:07] Heat517163: YEAH
[04:07] Heat517163: DONT TELL HIM YOUR JOKIN THOUGH
[04:07] kennygould: no?
[04:07] Heat517163: ITLL BE TITER WHEN HE READS IT
[04:07] Heat517163: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[04:07] Heat517163: ARE YOU FRIGGIN NUTS
[04:07] kennygould: MizorKing: ugh... dude, i feel REALLY terrible
[04:08] Heat517163: WELL TOUGH TITS SLICK
[04:08] Heat517163: HELL FEEL LIKE 12 SHADES OF DOUCHEBAG WHEN HE READS IT
[04:08] kennygould: ok ok
[04:08] kennygould: so when will you post it
[04:08] kennygould: make it quick
[04:08] Heat517163: TONITE

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Kuso and Me... I take the reigns...

[04:11] Heat517163: ANYWAYS, I GUESS ILL CALL HIM TOMORROW
[04:11] Heat517163: ILL BE UP THERE ON SAT FOR THE FUNERAL
[04:12] mizorking: ugh
[04:13] mizorking: please give me a report
[04:13] Heat517163: ILL BUY HIM A DRINK
[04:13] mizorking: and tell him i'm sorry if it comes up
[04:13] Heat517163: I CANT IMAGINE WHY HIM LOSIN HIS ENTIRE BANKROLL CAUSE YOU CALLED HIM A PUSSY MAY COME UP
[04:13] mizorking: i'm going to write an e-mail or a PM
[04:13] mizorking: ugh
[04:13] mizorking: i hate myself
[04:14] Heat517163: WELL JOIN THE CLUB
[04:15] mizorking: thx
[04:15] Heat517163: BAH
[04:15] mizorking: i'll carry my card proudly
[04:15] Heat517163: IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT
[04:15] Heat517163: AND NO ONE LIKES ME EITHER
[04:15] Heat517163: ITS A SIGN OF DIGNITY
[04:15] mizorking: actually, lots of people do
[04:15] mizorking: sorry to tell you
[04:15] Heat517163: I MEAN, I DIDNT MAKE A GUY COMMIT POKER SUICIDE OR ANYTHING
[04:15] Heat517163: BUT IM A LITTLE HARSH
[04:17] mizorking: well, i have the honor if driving a rock solid player into poker suicide
[04:17] mizorking: what a terrible feeling
[04:17] Heat517163: CONGRATS
[04:18] mizorking: yeah... that's definitely one for the wall of shame
[04:18] mizorking: ugh
[04:18] mizorking: god, i feel like shit
[04:18] Heat517163: IVE BEEN TRYIN TO GET HIM TO KILL HIMSELF FOR MONTHS NOW
[04:18] Heat517163: YOU ARE TRULY MY SUPERIOR
[04:18] mizorking: well, i helped
[04:18] mizorking: all you've got to do is push
[04:18] mizorking: he's on the ledge now

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Kenny and me...

[04:21] Heat517163: SO, KUSO GOT PWNED OR RIP - BRIACHEK?
[04:21] Heat517163: I GUESS I CAN FIT BOTH
[04:21] kennygould: RIP BRIACHEK (KUSO GET PWNED)
[04:21] Heat517163: CLASSSSSSSSSSSSSIC
[04:23] Heat517163: SHOULD I ;JUST MAKE UP WHERE YOU AND ME STARTED TALKING
[04:23] Heat517163: OR DO YOU KNOW?
[04:23] kennygould: i started talking to you
[04:23] kennygould: umm
[04:24] kennygould: right after i siad "i was gonna stake him and it'll be ok"
[04:25] Heat517163: GOTCHA
[04:27] kennygould: i can't wait for him to read this shit
[04:27] Heat517163: fuggin hilarious
[04:27] kennygould: wish icould see the experssion on his face
[04:27] Heat517163: especially our sidebars
[04:27] kennygould: i'm still talking to him about it lol
[04:39] kennygould: how's it coming
[04:40] Heat517163: good
[04:40] Heat517163: im tryin not to pee myself
[04:40] Heat517163: did he ask you if you were gonna stake him?
[04:40] kennygould: lol ala vegas ceasar's palace huh
[04:40] Heat517163: cause i read where i typed that
[04:40] kennygould: he didn't ask.. i just said i was haha
[04:40] Heat517163: thast funny
[04:40] kennygould: i mean i had already told him before you asked
[04:41] kennygould: that i was staking him
[04:41] kennygould: i think?
[04:41] kennygould: lol shit
[04:41] kennygould: been al ong night

Now this shit just goes on and on and on... Stuff that poker players' grandchildren should be talking about for generations to come... Unfortunately, it was too hard for me to add in the "LOL"s and smiley faces every time he said something retarded... But, suffice it to say that mine and Kenny's chat box was FULL of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Kuso... you got my friend...

[kennyg]

:):)

[Kuso]

cheers.... well done.

watch your back.

[GodlikeRoy]

That is all.

[hard2tel]

[kennyg]

[Kuso]

[Kuso]

just a point of clarification.... i never suggested to bri to move up in stakes. and i wouldn't given his BR and financial situation. i merely suggested that he develop skills at playing marginal hands. we happen to be discussing this in the omaha forums at the moment, and i think it's what seperates good players from great players.

[AXN]

funny

[stealthtt385]

[Xaston]

[Rhound50]

[Xaston]

[Felonius_Monk]

That bastard Kuso suggested I move down to the 5c/10c triple draw the other month and I'm only just recovering....

[Kuso]