mvpHow the hell did you manage to find a $1000 an hour hooker?
Did she have three tits or something???
i'm really drunk
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by kennyg » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:58 am
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by Felonius_Monk » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:39 pm
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by GodlikeRoy » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:44 pm
You'd pay $1000/h for a hooker with three tits?! Dude you should be getting a discount for that crazy sh*t, it's just, not right 
Now 3 of something else I wouldn't be complaining so much about. . .
Now 3 of something else I wouldn't be complaining so much about. . .-
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by MVPSPORTS » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:57 pm
The $1000 hooker was pretty nuts, as she didn't really seem all that hot... I don't really remember what I said to her, being pretty drunk, but if I was in my right mind, I would've given her 2 choices... Both are AFTER I ravage her 12 ways from Sunday, of course...
1... I find the largest, most grotesque "tool" I can find.... Like something that looks like it could be a subway car or AT LEAST sell advertising on the side, and go to town... Maybe that one from "7", to all you movie buffs...
2... I dump a half gallon or so of gasoline on her and spend the rest of the hour flicking lit cigarettes at her...
Short of either of those, I really don't feel like I would've gotten my money's worth...
BTW Xaston, try as you might, I'm pretty sure this post resolidifies my position as the BTPs Biggest Asshole (like there was really any contest, right....)
Another BTW... Godlike... Just for bookkeeping purposes, if you f*** a girl w/ 3 p*******, does that count as one or 3 chicks...??? Is that a foursome...??? Either way, that'll DEFINITELY knock one off the list that not many of your friends will be able to claim...
1... I find the largest, most grotesque "tool" I can find.... Like something that looks like it could be a subway car or AT LEAST sell advertising on the side, and go to town... Maybe that one from "7", to all you movie buffs...
2... I dump a half gallon or so of gasoline on her and spend the rest of the hour flicking lit cigarettes at her...
Short of either of those, I really don't feel like I would've gotten my money's worth...
BTW Xaston, try as you might, I'm pretty sure this post resolidifies my position as the BTPs Biggest Asshole (like there was really any contest, right....)
Another BTW... Godlike... Just for bookkeeping purposes, if you f*** a girl w/ 3 p*******, does that count as one or 3 chicks...??? Is that a foursome...??? Either way, that'll DEFINITELY knock one off the list that not many of your friends will be able to claim...
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by GodlikeRoy » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:14 pm
Well.. (speaking from experience here) I counted it as 1 chick myself, altho I can see that either would be acceptable
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by Rhound50 » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:03 pm
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by Rhound50 » Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:54 pm
I blame MVP
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