Ok I'm back from camping so here's mine.
So there is a gyu walking on the beach and he finds a bottle, he opens it and a genie pops out. The Genie says he has one wish. The guy thinks about if for a second then answers," I have always wanted to go to Hawaii and I get sea sick, and I'm scared of flying. So I want you to bulid me a bridge from California to Hawaii, so I can see hawaii.
The genie looks at the guy and says, do you know how much materials that would take, it would take me forever. I'm sorry but your going to have to pick another wish. So the guy starts thinking again. Well I have been married 3 times and divorced 3 times, so I really would like to understand how woman think. The Genie rolls its eyes, " Would you like a 2 lane highway or 4?
Joke #2 What do sex in a canoe and Coors light have in common????
A: They are both fuking close to water.
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by Rhound50 » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:01 am
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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by Rhound50 » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:45 am
Nice job kid, i think this might be your first post hijack. I think I'm going to report you.
"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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by TexasKowboy » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:31 pm
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If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
If I ain't sinkin', well I must be swimin' If I ain't dead, I must be livin' Livin' is the thing, that scares me the most And if I ain't sleepin', well I better be fishin' If I ain't anchored I will be driftin' But all and all, I'm doing pretty good, since I hit my third coast!
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