A friend sent this to me and it just cracked me up...probably because it's pretty much how my game is played.
Dear Golfing Friends,
I know you are wondering what I've been up to.
I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience (having played with the likes of you). The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info.
Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___ American Express
Card #: __________________________ Exp. Date _____
Don't wait until they're all gone !!!!
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...
Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.....
For those that chase the little white ball
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For those that chase the little white ball
by Big_Leon » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:41 am
The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. - Wooderson
Personally I just assume everyone sucks until they show otherwise. - Nortonesque
Personally I just assume everyone sucks until they show otherwise. - Nortonesque
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by black_knight6 » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:55 am
Ha, I sent that to my dad...doesn't apply to me at least 
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by Danhdan » Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:29 pm
"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
"Laugh and the world stares at you; cry, and the world stares at you."
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Re: For those that chase the little white ball
by shamdonk » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:38 am
Be glad your opponents refuse to fold; if they didn't, you just might go broke.
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
(9:00:09 PM) GodlikeRoy: i think you could prolly post total shit for the next 2 years aaaaand like 192 days and you'll still be considered 'posting good' cause of your threads that'll never be seen thread
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Re: For those that chase the little white ball
by Big_Leon » Sun Mar 12, 2006 12:59 pm
The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. - Wooderson
Personally I just assume everyone sucks until they show otherwise. - Nortonesque
Personally I just assume everyone sucks until they show otherwise. - Nortonesque
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