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Postby GreaterThanU » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:09 am

Aight...I was baked as f-ck and was askin my friend about if he'd do certain things for $10 million...so...I'll see what you guys say...


For $10 million....would you be as ugly and as goofy as Paul MacGriel? Note that this means no women will ever give themselves to you...you'd have to buy them...

For $10 million....would you sleep in the same bed with Mike Matusow for the rest of your life? Note that this means you'd never be able to bring a woman home...cause no bitch wants to f-ck the dude who sleeps with another man...I've tried that angle...

and lastly...for $10 million...would you eat out Kathy Liebert on film...knowin at any point the video could leak? Note that you'd have to eat out Kathy Liebert...


So...would you? Note....I'm still high as f-ck....


oh and add on some shit...
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:14 am

I'd eat out kathy leibert on film and gladly show it to my parents for 10 mil.
Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby Xaston » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:20 am

No. No. Yes.
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Postby GreaterThanU » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:27 am

I forgot to mention...when eatin out Kathy Liebert...you have to tuck back her balls....
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:40 am

I can't think of much of anything I wouldn't do for $10 million...
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Postby BigPhish » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:13 am

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Postby black_knight6 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:38 am

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Postby GodlikeRoy » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:51 am

Poker is silly.

It is not enough to be good at chess, you must also play well.

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win.

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Postby T-Rod » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:02 am

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Postby Rhound50 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:16 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby k3nt » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:52 pm

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Postby Xaston » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:58 pm

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I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.
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Postby NorthView » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:04 pm

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When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

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Postby Twelver » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:57 pm

Mekos King (10:21:59 PM): one of the first rules of manlaw
Mekos King (10:22:06 PM): is never ever try to suck backup to a bitch
Mekos King (10:22:09 PM): who caught u cheatin
Mekos King (10:22:23 PM): unless your married and would lose like money inna divorce
Mekos King (10:22:33 PM): then u suckup just long enuf to get close enough to killer obv

Heat517163 (5:05:37 PM): black people man
Heat517163 (5:05:40 PM): they travel in packs
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:08 pm

The Monkman J[c]

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A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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