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Cop steals pot, eats it in brownies, freaks calls 911 LOL

Postby bkholdem » Fri May 11, 2007 3:57 am

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Postby Cactus Jack » Fri May 11, 2007 6:30 am

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Postby Johnny Hughes » Fri May 11, 2007 6:56 am

They can't prosecute for theft, no witness. None of his statements would be admissible. I'm for letting him go be a cop someplace else. I bet he feels a tad foolish.
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Postby bkholdem » Fri May 11, 2007 3:19 pm

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Postby MecosKing » Fri May 11, 2007 3:46 pm

MWAHAHAHAHAHA... this is the type of story that makes me wish that putting someone in stocks in the middle of town square to be laughed at, ridiculed, and defocated on wasn't considered an 8th amendment violation... perfect punishment for this guy...and imho the fact hes so retarded when it comes to everything drug related makes me think he's MORE eligible to be a cop than the other ones...cause i have to assume that a crapload of this sort of theft goes on, and this debacle pretty much proves that he barely ever did it, and definitely never did it with any harder drugs, cause no one whose scared of pot would ever do cocaine or anything like that...
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Postby bkholdem » Fri May 11, 2007 6:58 pm

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Postby Stoneburg » Sat May 12, 2007 1:12 pm

Besides, legalizing means...

- Better quality drugs. Resulting in better health for the addicts and less stress on the hospitals.
- More taxes. Means more money to do good stuff with.
- Less people in jail. Means more people that can do productive stuff, and more resources can be spent rehabilitating those in jail if they aren't over crowded.
- Less crime. If drugs are cheap and reliable, no need to rob someone or steal anything to get hold of them. Crime syndicates will be hurt.

I just pulled those out of my ass but I bet some of them are true.
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Postby bkholdem » Sat May 12, 2007 2:28 pm

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Postby bkholdem » Sat May 12, 2007 2:33 pm

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Postby Stoneburg » Sat May 12, 2007 3:20 pm

Didn't I reply in that thread? Anyway, I would like to make two points.

1,. I'm sure I replied in that thread, Wait, wheat I mean i es to make point out to you that I know of this.

2. Shait man I sjould not be writing you this because I am stone.

Thats so low. hahah, I spelled styone
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Postby MecosKing » Sat May 12, 2007 9:09 pm

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