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[18:28] n1232: dude some of us dont have to have sex with 1,000 different women
[18:28] n1232: do i regret not having sex w/ 1,000 woment sometimes?
[18:28] n1232: your damn right i do
[18:28] n1232: but im ok with it
[18:28] Heat517163: are you 23 now or when you got married
[18:29] n1232: 23 when i got married....24 now
[18:29] Heat517163: oh so you havent even gotten the itch yet
[18:29] Heat517163: thats why youre still taggin it 3 times a week
[18:29] Heat517163: its aaaaaaaaaaaaaall comiin into focus now
[18:30] n1232: yeah but we have been together for like 8 years...so its not like we bang like most newlyweds
[18:30] Heat517163: so youve slept w/ HOW many women?
[18:30] Heat517163: just the one?
[18:30] n1232: yup
[18:30] Heat517163: well THATS certainly gettin posted
[18:31] n1232: well.....(edited for hilarity...) if that counts....
[18:31] Heat517163: girl or guy?
[18:31] n1232: girl
[18:31] Heat517163: were you pitchin or catchin
[18:32] n1232: motly pitching....don't really think mine were funtioning all that much yet
[18:32] Heat517163: so same as now?
[18:32] n1232: lol.....thats actually pretty funny
[18:33] Heat517163: well im glad I FINALLY managed to amuse you
[18:33] Heat517163: now i can bang your wife and be done w/ ya
[18:33] n1232: so you never told me if it counted or not
[18:33] n1232: if so then its 2...so ship it
[18:33] Heat517163: id have to consult the book
[18:33] Heat517163: if i had one here
[18:34] n1232: and what book is that?
[18:34] Heat517163: well OBV you dont know
[18:35] n1232: ok so what is it?
[18:36] Heat517163: what is what?
[18:36] n1232: what is the book?
[18:36] Heat517163: its an expression douche
[18:36] n1232: or where you just being metaphorical?
[18:36] Heat517163: no... there really IS a man book
[18:36] Heat517163: goddamn people in Atl are retards
[18:37] Heat517163: do you really think that theres a book that determines whether or not (also edited for pure comedic value... feel free to Madlib in anything you want) counts as toward your number
[18:37] n1232: ok so what the fuck is the name of it?
[18:37] Heat517163: is the name of what?
[18:38] n1232: dude your such a douche
[18:38] Heat517163: I'M a douche????
[18:38] Heat517163: youre lookin for "the book"
[18:38] n1232: yes your a douche
[18:38] Heat517163: and im a tard
[18:38] Heat517163: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
[18:39] n1232: ok so obviously this is a hypothetical book
[18:39] n1232: more of a man code i suppose
[18:39] Heat517163: dood.... my testicles are weeping fo ryou
[18:39] n1232: i appreciate the sympathy'
[18:39] Heat517163: can i post this please?
[18:39] n1232: i dont give a fugg

I mean... are you fuggin KIDDIN me man???? Whoever it is who checked the "manbook" outta the library, can you please return it so that 12er can get a peek in between NOT final tabling tourneys...

[Twelver]

In my defense....I never saw the line where he said "[18:36] Heat517163: its an expression douche "

Not that that is much of an excuse.

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