Bobby is the greatest poker teacher of all time...

[MVPSPORTS]

Okay... so bobby is buggin the crap outta me to play this super Triple Draw game... I'm tryin to resist, but he's naggin me like a jewish mother right after you eat and wanna jump into a pool... Finally, I get tired of listenin to his bitchin and whinin and decide to play...

So, like 5 minutes in, I hit the immortal nuts in a 3 way pot with him and one douchebag... So, we're bettin and bettin and cappin every street... I'm tellin him what I'm gonna do with the money I'm basically STEALING off this guy, since he OBVIOUSLY doesn't know how well trained I am... After all, Bobby may be the best Triple Draw teacher in the WORLD...

So, finally, when I've squeezed every last drop of cash outta this bunghole, we show our hands...


MVPSPORTS shows 7d 5h 4d 3s 2s.
MVPSPORTS has 7 5 4 3 2.
Rex Kwon Do shows 6s 4h 3h 2h Ad.
Rex Kwon Do has 6 4 3 2 A.
bobby22 mucks cards.
(bobby22 has 7s 6h 5d 4s 2c.)

And the pot goes slidin his way...?????????????????????? I sit in amazed confusion as I lose a $500 pot... But wait... Bobby said A is HIGH... WTF.... I'm calling UB and claiming shenanigans...

So, I IM Xas, who OBVIOUSLY doesn't have Bobby's infinite expertise... But, he's the only one I got... So, he, in his not-so-infinite wisdom comes up with the solution...

Giantgrwth: Youre at an A-5 triple draw table
Heat517163: oh
Giantgrwth: Not 2-7
Heat517163: fuggin bobby
Giantgrwth: Lol


Please highlight below for the moral of our little story...

[Molina]

There's only one meaningless phase that captures my emotion, that is,



hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahaha!

You're right, I'm drunk. But I know humour when it urinates in my face.

hahahahhahahah

Molina

[Danhdan]

I'm not drunk and that and I laughed for a good five minutes. Wow.

[Derk]

[black_knight6]

Wow...man...I feel your pain...but...ROFL

[Cactus Jack]

[bobby]

Sorry bro...

I cannot think of anyone on this site that I would have rather given bad advice to...LOL

Of course I felt horrible about it and tried to make amends by transferring MVP the money I cost him...and if anyone really thinks that was really a 500 dollar pot, you have another thing coming...

What is funnier still (at least to me) is I doubt anyone has played more A-5 than I have, and I didnt even know that was the game!!

Either way, downright embarrassing...

[Rhound50]

Hey MVP how many cards from my hand can I use to make a Royal flush in omaha??? Dude stick to holdem or find better teachers than Bobby and Briachek.

[briachek]

[Kuso]

[bobby]

[Dumb Snowman]

What's worse is that the last time I played 2-7 (also the first) I was told it was exactly the same as A-5 except that A was high. So of course I bet the 2 3 4 5 6 and was really pissed when I lost to an 8 low.