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Best (grossest) Dead Baby Jokes?

Postby EscapePlan9 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:11 am

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Postby RogMcBusto » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:26 am

"You can be taught facts, but you can't be taught how to not be retarded."
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Postby hard2tel » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:19 am

"But meh, what I lack for in talent and intelligence I make up for in lack of ambition." -- Oatmealforxmas

- make more than xaston and roy
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Postby JDLush » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:37 am

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Postby EscapePlan9 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:04 pm

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Postby TheMoose15 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:05 pm

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?


It depends on how hard you throw them.




Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?


To see the expression on it's face.




How do you make a dead baby float?


Take your boot off it's head.
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Postby TheMoose15 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:10 pm

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette.


I don't keep a corvette in my garage.
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Postby Xaston » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:22 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby RogMcBusto » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:54 pm

"You can be taught facts, but you can't be taught how to not be retarded."
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Postby black_knight6 » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:34 pm

This thread is REALLY bad...seriously.
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Postby Xaston » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:41 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:09 pm

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?








An erection.
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Postby Xaston » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:56 pm

Boy, you got me confused with a man who repeats himself.
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Postby TheMoose15 » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:00 pm

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?




When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Postby WildBillHickok » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:18 pm

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