so i asked this chick for her number last night....

[kennyg]

i found this great bar last night.. my kind of style. live jazz band, great atmosphere, outside at the top of this building.

anyway.. i went with one of my friends from the play and met a couple of new people. i found this good looking older chick... chatted it up.. it was looking real good. she invited a bunch of us over to hang.. but her friend/roommate cock-blocked the whole thing.

so anyway... at a loss of what to do as they were leaving.. i asked the chick for her number so i could take her out sometime. at first i thought for sure she would give it to me... but then hesistated and said she had a boyfriend (which i don't believe at all.)

so... at this point should i just tell her i'm fucking rich? sometimes i do miss vegas

[NorthView]

[kennyg]

[Tiburon]

[Kuso]

[MVPSPORTS]

Okay... the "relationship alert" was going on at my house, and I was immediately directed to this thread...

Unlike Hitman XL, I'm not the supreme authority on everything Kennyg.... BUUUUUUUT, I know some wanton MILF hunting when I smell it... JESUS H K CHRIST people... The boy needs to dip his stick, not size her for a goddamn ring... ie... shallow bitches that'll bone you when you take em out, and then not expect a call or even want one is a NUMBER ONE PRIORITY... That'll get you an ole WOOT anyday...

If the money angle is what gets it done (ie... she's not impressed by manboobs...), then go to town... I'm NOT rich, so I've never gotten to use that... But, I've had girls talk to me mostly (I would imagine) cause I drove up in a BMW.... Which is FIIIIIIIINE with me...

BTW... I don't really do the whole "gimme your #" thing... Just ask her what she's doin next week cause a bunch of friends are goin ______ (fill in with whatever you think will interest her)... If she gives you the boyfriend line after THAT, spit on the floor, call her a skank, and look for a girl that smiles at ya when you walk by..

[Tiburon]

...or just pull your dick out, point down, and say "suck me, beautiful." When she slaps you half way to Sunday, say, "But, babe, I called you beautiful!!!"

[excession]

so anyway... at a loss of what to do as they were leaving.. i asked the chick for her number so i could take her out sometime. at first i thought for sure she would give it to me... but then hesistated and said she had a boyfriend (which i don't believe at all.)

seems pretty plausible to me...

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[black_knight6]

[iceman5]

[kennyg]

[MecosKing]

HAHA! Man i cant beleive i am even seein all this BS... I mean people have come up with ALOT fuck-ing more elaborate things to say than 'im rich' in order to get laid. I mean fuck-in A, your a hell of a lot better off than most people when they tell chicks they are rich to get laid, because you actually are, unlike most. I mean, shit, if you wanna get laid, alls fair, i would think, unless its illegal, and even then...MEH--- if shes gonna walk around in a skirt that short, and accepting drinks from you, shes kinda ASKIN for you to put roofies in it anyways...

I mean look people have told women they're congressmen, CEOs, Sultans of rich middle eastern countries that no one has heard of, hiring parters in firms of whatever type of business the girl is in, etc...and guess what? The sex is just as good as it would be if the girl thought you were an average POS. Better even, cuz if she thinks your rich, she'll go that extra mile...double anal fisting, here you come....

Its kinda like, if you were goin after someone trying to killem, would you be 'sporting' about it and use a single shot .22 calibre deringer with like a 4 inch barrel to do it if you had access to a Spaz-12 fully automatic 12guage with magnum buck and a 50 round drum (aka a 'street sweeper')? I should think not.

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[NorthView]