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Postby TableTiger1 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:00 am

What country do we share the longest border with? She got it down to Mexico and Canada and the dumb broad picked Mexico. She said it probably was Mexico because of our border problems (it must be bigger obv.) :cry:

These people are retarded - that trapezoid thing was great.
[21:24] Mbuckler: i think i need to go rape some bunnies

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Postby black_knight6 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:08 am

Wow, THAT was the question? Yikes...nihan american education system? I dunno what social commentary this show offers: either the old curriculum was terrible, or people just don't retain the vast amounts of info that is learned in school...OR that americans are particularly bad at retaining this info. I'm starting to think that it's mostly #3...hard to offer evidence for this, but the fact that they're getting seemingly EDUCATED people to do this show is disturbing...I mean, if you've ever come across the CBC's "Talking to Americans" with Rick Mercer, you'll want to jump ship since your country is doomed since it's being run by retards (politicians and ivy league professors making utter fools out of themselves by unkowingly been shown to be stupid on simple matters of fact about Canada). For ex, getting a Governor to say "congratulations canada on getting FM radio"...and our first road, or running water...yikes. :P Makes for good times and it gets shown EVERY year on Canada Day (our independence day...anyone know when it is? ;) Americans only plz).
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Postby NorthView » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:40 am

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When I play a patient and relaxed game I win - that simple.

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Seriously, fuck poker.
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Postby 80Proof » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:38 pm

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Postby Danhdan » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:16 pm

"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."

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Postby Danhdan » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:56 pm

"Million dollar play, ten cent finish."

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Postby pokerzen » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:34 pm

<Big_Leon> start with the RAZZ tourney?
<pokerzen1> when did the razz tourney start?
<Big_Leon> starts in 2 minutes
<Big_Leon> just drew seats
<pokerzen1> too late then
<pokerzen1> damn damn damn
<Big_Leon> no, it's not too late gogogogogo
<pokerzen1> what's the tourney number?
<Big_Leon> 55852225
<Big_Leon> password is - irunbad i think
<Big_Leon> irunbad
<pokerzen1> made it :)
<pokerzen1> okay now how do you play razz?
<Big_Leon> i have no idea
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Postby TableTiger1 » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:35 pm

[21:24] Mbuckler: i think i need to go rape some bunnies

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