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AMERICA PART II

Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:46 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:48 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby Molina » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:47 pm

Budweiser.
AmericaniZation of words like colour and analyze.
Microsoft's lack of quality control and monopolisation of computing, though the Xbox is cool.
Tom Hanks and his smugness (see also Tim Robbins)
Antonio Esfandiari
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:54 pm

I think even the most ardent Americo-phile would have to agree with you that budweiser is satan's urine and tom hanks is a collosal dick chewer.
The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby redhouse » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:54 pm

Oprah.
Mekos King: existence without running good
Mekos King: truly has no purpose
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Postby Juskimo » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:08 am

[23:42] Mekos King: and lookin bck on it all
[23:42] Mekos King: I FEEL RICH JEWISH GUILT

<spank_her_pair> whats everyone up 2?
<stickdude> watching Pok's AA get stomped on by Jus's AK
<PocketSevens> For those who missed it there's proof that when you eat a lot of fish you turn into one

http://juskimo.blogspot.com/
j[d]
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Postby NorthView » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:06 am

Endless and by now extremely tedious glamorisation of gun-related violence: Hollywood needs to grow up
Heads stuck in sand while people choke on pollution/drown in floods
Truly terrible TV
Bad sports that few others are interested in, given absurd titles ("World...")
Piss-weak Budweiser
McDonalds etc
Perma tans
Microsoft's monopoly and shoddy values
Customer service bullsh1t: they don't give a f-ck if we "have a nice day" and we know they don't, so why do they bother with it?
Very bad casual trousers (apart from jeans of course) - what are those pleats all about?
Attempts to standardise/standardize the English language will destroy some of its beauty
Middle management wannabe speak
Most of Hollywood films
Claiming to be free-market while protecting its own farmers
Claiming to be pro-human rights while (with the UK) jumping at the opportunity of torturing suspects
Claiming to be anti-"terror" while supporting a "terrorist" state (Israel) and a "terrorist" organisation (IRA)
The gun lobby
The Jewish lobby
Infuriating ignorance about the rest of the world while acting as self-appointed policeman leads to self-defeating international resentment
The moneymen who appoint and control the politicians
The politicians (same here though)
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Postby Tepshen73 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:04 pm

It would be nice to have more than two political parties.
Budweiser is the worst beer ever.
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Postby Ricardooon » Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:40 pm

Hersheys Chocolate - Crap in a wrapper.
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Postby AlexMR » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:27 pm

President Bush.
[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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