MVP, would you perhaps be confusing a margarita with a daquari?
Margarita uses tequila, definitely not gay if served on the rocks. Blended into one of those slurpee icee mixtures with fruity flavors, well then it becomes border line.
Daquari, uses rum I believe, may be gay since it's the favorite of so many women.
Gay or not, the man was asking for discussion on ways to drink alcohol without the taste of alcohol. A well made margarita served on the rocks is that drink. Now, the ones you chose to list, may or may not fit that description going down. But I doubt he's going to like the way they taste coming back up. Which if he drinks them the way you do, is exactly whats going to happen.
I doubt he's going to get anything but enjoyment (awesome buzz) out of a margarita.
P.S. If you are ever in Cartegena Colombia, and you want what we know as a Margarita, you better specify the "drink". Because if you don't, they bring you a pizza instead. The group I was with (US Navy) all ordered Margaritas and they brought us 8 pizzas! Sans the drinks we were looking for in the first place!
