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Alaska and the internet AKA pneumatic tubenet

Postby Derk » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:50 pm

From http://blog.wired.com/27BStroke6/?entry_id=1512499

This senator from Alaska has no idea about the internet. Some quotes:

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.


A shorter audio clip can be found which shows you how bumbling he is. Also I can't be the only one thinking of Porky Pig.

Surprisingly appropriate when you google his name that you'd get:

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Clearly a man like this .

Oh, it gets scarier: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Sta ... succession GUESS WHO'S #3?!?!

And if the State of the Union address is attacked, who's the designated survivor? That's right... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designated_survivor
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:07 am

Honestly, what do you really NEED to win a senate seat in Alaska??? Give away a few furs and teach 3 penguins to raise their hand... Tada... youre the Senator...
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