Someone beat these... All within about 3 minutes... Guy was some 25/50nl or somethin that was donkin around...

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($386.00)
CO ($49.50)
BTN ($280.50)
Hero ($199.00)
BB ($454.39)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is SB [Kd]
1 fold, CO calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, BB raises to $421, CO folds, Hero goes all-in $194

Flop: [2h][7h] ($621, 2 players)

Turn: ($621, 2 players)

River: ($621, 2 players)

Final Pot: $399
Hero shows: [Kd]
BB shows: [9d]

BB wins $617.5 ( won +$196.5 )
Hero lost -$199.00
CO lost -$1.00

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($279.00)
Hero ($197.00)
BTN ($551.89)
SB ($383.50)
BB ($185.00)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is CO [Ts]
1 fold, Hero calls $1, BTN goes all-in $551.89, 2 folds, Hero goes all-in $196

Flop: [Kh][Qh] ($750.39, 2 players)

Turn: ($750.39, 2 players)

River: ($750.39, 2 players)

Final Pot: $395.50
BTN shows: [4d]
Hero shows: [Ts]

BTN wins $746.89 ( won +$195 )
Hero lost -$197.00

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at

Stacks:
UTG ($62.94)
CO ($144.50)
Hero ($98.95)
SB ($333.50)
BB ($198.50)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 5 players) Hero is BTN [Js]
1 fold, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $5, SB raises to $315, 1 fold, CO folds, Hero goes all-in $93.95

Flop: [8d][2s] ($415.95, 2 players)

Turn: ($415.95, 2 players)

River: ($415.95, 2 players)

Final Pot: $199.90
Hero shows: [Js]
SB shows: [2d]

SB wins $412.45 ( won +$97.45 )
Hero lost -$98.95
CO lost -$1.00

And my alltime favorite...

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at

Stacks:
CO ($282.00)
Hero ($97.00)
SB ($549.89)
BB ($195.50)

Pre-flop: ($1.5, 4 players) Hero is BTN [5h]
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $534, 1 fold, Hero goes all-in $93

Flop: [8d][8c] ($632, 2 players)

Turn: ($632, 2 players)

River: ($632, 2 players)

Final Pot: $195
Hero shows: [5h]
SB shows: [8h]

SB wins $629.5 ( won +$95.5 )
Hero lost -$97.00

You probably knew you were going to lose all of those the second you put your money in. I know I would, because that's how I roll!

This one statistically beats all those pretty handily

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Courtesy of

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($705.70)
Button ($1481.50)
Hero ($402)
BB ($758.90)
UTG ($400)
MP ($379.55)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG raises to $14, MP calls $14, 1 fold, Button calls $14, Hero raises to $60, 1 fold, UTG raises to $400 (All-In), MP folds, Button folds, Hero calls $340.

Flop: ($832) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($832) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($832) (2 players, 1 all-in)
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Final Pot: $832

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Ah
UTG has As Ks
Outcome: UTG wins $832.