$50 NL on Bodog. I get AA on the CO. Shorty limps ($15) UTG. MP raises to $2, I make it $8, shorty limp raises all in, first raiser folds, I call, shorty has 99. Flop is 992 turn is a non A. I double him up to $30.

The very next hand I get KK this time on the button . I want it to look like I'm steaming so 2 people limp (including moron from last hand), I make it $5 and get 2 callers. Flop is 2. Same moron from last hand makes it $10, I put him in after one fold in the middle. He has . Turn 3 river 3. He says "Haha thats how its done," and gets up.

At least at $50 I can laugh, playin a little bigger I might throw something.