Okay, so i like the phase. I understand some ass crackling buttmonger of an internet whizkid coined it, but i cling to the hope that maybe someone like john hennigan coined it.ans said buttmonger stole it from him or whatnot.

ANyways this thread, i dedicate for posts where either

a) you took someone to value town and you think your a pimp and a playah, and you PWNED them, or

b) Someone took you to value town and you feel like you got the ole bitch-be-good.

pretty simple, right?

Man im faded. Anyways theres two hands i got.

BAH. I cant find the damn hands because furst iff, im faded. But besides all that, im on a friends computer and without PT id have to pore over the HH's which is just too much for me in my current state. So, to remind myself, ill say a mizor took me to value town with A2o, and i took a mizor to value town with a 77. sorta amusing, but the whole 'takin someone to value town' thing has alot of relevanIts ce in terms of the difference between those that win and those that dont. We measure our mizorly selves in terms of BBs/100. Think about the gravity of 1bb/100 hands. Fwwl free to comment.

Ill post he hands tomorrow.

This guy got taken to value town:

Ultimate Bet 30/60 Hold'em (7 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
3 folds, CO raises, Button 3-bets, SB calls, Hero calls, CO calls.

Flop: (12 SB) , , (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, Button raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB calls.

River: (12.50 BB) (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB has As 3s (two pair, sevens and threes).
Hero has 5s 5d (two pair, sevens and fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.50 BB.

I also took this guy on a nice trip to value town:

Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (6 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
2 folds, CO raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

Flop: (8.66 SB) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: (4.33 BB) (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

River: (6.33 BB) (2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 8.33 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Kh (high card, ace).
CO has Ac Qc (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.33 BB.

MK, xaston is the mayor of Value Town, and you're just town garbage collector.

show us the goods or shut the fnck up!!!!

My best ever trip to value town was when I check raised the turn with AT high and bet the river and was called both times and MHIG.

It only counts as taking them to value town if it's a really thin value bet.

Clear this up for the uninitiated? Define Value Town a little, please?

THis is value town.

Dealt to Stuck4Lyfe
FudgyPudgy folds.
buzzy288111 folds.
keineahnung4 folds.
binowgaylate raises [$20].
ottelogir folds.
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$20].
binowgaylate raises [$20].
Stuck4Lyfe calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop **
Stuck4Lyfe checks.
binowgaylate bets [$10].
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$20].
binowgaylate calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn **
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$20].
binowgaylate calls [$20].
** Dealing River **
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$20].
binowgaylate calls [$20].
Stuck4Lyfe shows two pairs, tens and sevens.
binowgaylate doesn't show a pair of tens.
Stuck4Lyfe wins $202 from the main pot with two pairs, tens and sevens.

That right there is value town.

Dealt to Stuck4Lyfe
smacksoup folds.
TheMsterPibe raises [$20].
kypreos folds.
gina2008 folds.
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$20].
TheMsterPibe calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop **
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$10].
TheMsterPibe calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn **
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$20].
TheMsterPibe calls [$20].
** Dealing River **
Stuck4Lyfe checks.
TheMsterPibe bets [$20].
Stuck4Lyfe calls [$20].
TheMsterPibe shows [ 2d, Ad ] a pair of twos.
Stuck4Lyfe doesn't show [ Qs, Ah ] high card ace.
TheMsterPibe wins $163 from the main pot with a pair of two


This is a mizor takin me to value town.

One could also construe this one as a trip to value town, although i dunno

Dealt to Stuck4Lyfe [ 4c Qc ]
Eye_reraise folds.
littlesween folds.
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$20].
luauboii calls [$15].
>You have options at March GiveAway #1211205 Table!.
mouni888 calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8d, Ts, 3d ]
luauboii checks.
mouni888 checks.
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$10].
>You have options at March GiveAway #1211205 Table!.
luauboii raises [$20].
>You have options at March GiveAway #1211205 Table!.
mouni888 folds.
Stuck4Lyfe calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qd ]
luauboii bets [$20].
Stuck4Lyfe raises [$40].
luauboii calls [$20].
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
luauboii checks.
Stuck4Lyfe bets [$20].
luauboii calls [$20].
Stuck4Lyfe shows [ 4c, Qc ] a pair of queens.
luauboii doesn't show [ Td, Jc ] a pair of tens.
Stuck4Lyfe wins $218 from the main pot with a pair of queens.

So, I learned two things here...?

1. Value Town is taking the money with squat.

2. $10/$20 is not substantially different than $1/$2.