Only God knows why I returned to the limit tables at Hollywood. Probably because I needed some points to qualify for a few tournaments. Anway check out this session. I was so tilted by the end of this short session that I was playing almost every suited hand. Pay particular attention to all the flush flops. Unbelievable. I just had to post this session to keep my sanity.

R=Raise
Ch=Check
F=Fold
L=Limp
Ca=Call
B=Bet
My hand/Action/Pot - Flop/My Action/Pot - Turn/My Action/Pot - River/My Action/Result
1) [Ad]/R/5.25BB - [Kh][Th]/Ch-F/6.75BB - /6.75BB - /Q high flush wins 7.5 BB w/ [Qh]
Too much action on the flop. Had to fold my Aces. Questionable call but glad I did.

2)[8c][8d]/L/2BB - [Ks][Qs]/F/3BB - /7BB - /BB wins 8.5BB w/ [5s]
Two hands, two flopped flush boards.

3)[Kh][Qd]/L-Ca/6.5BB - [6h][2h]/Ch-Ca/8.5BB - /Ch-Ca/11.5BB - /Ch-F/Two black Queens wins 13BB.
Three hands now and 3 flopped flush boards. I have part of this draw now so of course it doesn't complete.

4)[Jh][Jd]/R/3.25BB - [Ad][Ts]/B-Ca/5.25BB - /Ch-F/Unknown wins 6BB.
Horrible flop for me. I knew I was dead and couldn't draw to the straight. After four hands I am not on tilt.

5)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant on this hand.

6)[9s][7d]/Ca/4BB - [7c][Qc]/F/5.5BB - /5.5BB - /King high flush wins 7BB.
Oh joy. In 6 hands, the flop has been all the same suit 4 times. What is going on? I only called because I was in the BB and there were 4 people in the hand.

7)[Ad][5c]/L/1.5BB - [6h][Jh]/Ch-F/[Th][8h] wins 2 BB.
Now 5 out of 7!!!! What the ****???? All players at the table are now restless and cursing the site.

8)[Ks][Ts]/R/4BB - [Kh][7s]/R/6BB - /B/I win 6.5 BB w/ top pair.
Won this one, but damn those hearts again. Another flush board on the turn. 6 out of 8 now. This, by the way, was my only win of the session.

9)Fold Preflop - [Qs][Qh] - - Unknown wins the pot, but do we see a pattern here? Especially the hearts. 7 of 9 flush boards now and 5 of 9 on the flop.

10)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

11)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

12)Fold Preflop - 2 hearts on the flop, but it is folded on spade turn.

13)Folded to BB - Things are starting to look normal now?

14)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

15)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

16)Fold Preflop - [2c][Kc] - - /[Ad][9c] wins w/ flush.
Insanity took a short break, but is now back.

17)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

18)[Ac][7c]/L/2.25BB - [Th][5h]/Ch-F/3.25BB - /3.25 BB - /[Ah][7d] wins w/ flush.
Thought it was my turn, but these G**+# D#$#& F#*!$ heart flushes.

19)Fold preflop - Board came [6s][6h][3h][6c] - Split by 2 people w/ AT.
Just thought that one was strange.

20)Folded to BB.

21)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

22)[Ac][9c]/L-Ca/3.75BB - [Qs][4d]/Ch-Ca/5.25BB - Ch/5.25BB - /Check/5.25BB won by TT.
Horrible flop call by me, but as I said, I was tilting here. Only lost one bet because it was checked down by TT. Actually caught the nut flush draw on turn, but again not happening for me.

23)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

24)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

25)[6s][4s]/Ch/2BB - [7h][3c]/Ch/2BB - /Ch-Ca/4BB - /Ch-F/Unknown wins 5BB.
I know I didn't have odds for the turn call, but damnit it was my turn for the flush. Tilt. Tilt. Tilt. I was in the BB on this hand.

26)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

27)This may be the one hand that I was unsure of. The others I knew I was wrong when I called with weak draws without odds, but UTG+2 limps and CO raises. I have [Kc] on button. I think for a half a minute, see that in only 12 hands, this is the CO's 1st raise and fold. Good move? Bad move? I know that this shouldn't matter for my preflop decision, but flop was [7c][7h] and it was given up to CO. 2 more hearts on the flop too.

28)[Ks][3s]/L/1.75BB - [6s][Ts]/Ca/3.25BB - /Ch/3.25BB - /Ca/[Kd][Th] wins with TP best Kicker.
Very questionable preflop limp, but again I flop the flush draw and miss, but the King on the river forces me to call the river bet and lose a little more. There is steam coming out of my ears at this point.

29)Folded to BB.

30)[9s][9c]/R/3.25BB - [3h][Kc]/B/4.25BB - /B-F/Unknown wins 7.25BB
I raised as 1st in from MP and player right behind cold called. Horrible flop for me, but I thought I might be able to steal it on the flop. My opponent was a little loose (32.2 VP$IP) but only 25% WTSD so I thought I might be able to push him off again on turn (maybe ill-advised) and folded to his turn raise.

31)Fold Preflop - Nothing significant in this hand.

32)Fold Preflop and I'm gone after losing 13.75 BB in 47 minutes + another 9.75BB on the other table when my tilt carried over.

The 1st 9 hands were just killer. I've never seen anything like it with the flops all the same suit. Didn't get any better from there. Posting this more as a vent than anything else. I won't be offended if it is moved or deleted.

Escape you are gonna HATE this SOB. Went back for more abuse tonight. Got out of there right after the last hand against this guy. Take a look at my 2 hands against him and his numbers for the session. I wanted to reach through the screen and grab him by the neck.

Texas Hold'em $1-$2 (real money), hand #1,409,172,571
Table Havanna, 27 Oct 2005 11:34 PM ET

Seat 1: Foolish 1
Seat 2: dbdu
Seat 4: ray zorfold
Seat 5: PayMeDaMoney [Qc]
Seat 6: TornaSF
Seat 7: feeces peet
Seat 8: joebones x
Seat 9: Matt_440
Seat 10: PaJACK
ANTES/BLINDS
joebones x posts blind ($0.50), Matt_440 posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
PaJACK calls $1, Foolish 1 folds, dbdu calls $1, ray zorfold folds, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, TornaSF folds, feeces peet bets $3, joebones x folds, Matt_440 folds, PaJACK calls $2, dbdu calls $2, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, feeces peet calls $1, PaJACK calls $1, dbdu calls $1.

FLOP [3h][4h] (8.75 BB)
PaJACK checks, dbdu checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $1, feeces peet bets $2, PaJACK bets $3, dbdu folds, PayMeDaMoney folds, feeces peet calls $1.

TURN (12.25BB)
PaJACK bets $2, feeces peet calls $2.

RIVER
PaJACK bets $2, feeces peet folds.

SHOWDOWN
PaJACK wins $29.50.

I just couldn't call 2 bets here with 3 hearts out there. Too much aggression. Even if the idiot, and I'll show you why he's an idiot later, doesn't have the flush, I think other guy has Kings or Aces + there are 2 more chances for a heart to come. At best I think I have 1 out, the Queen of Diamonds if neither has the flush yet and I am behind. It would have cost me 3BB to finish the hand. Oh yeah, more hearts on the flop.
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Texas Hold'em $1-$2 (real money), hand #1,409,236,565
Table Havanna, 27 Oct 2005 11:52 PM ET

Seat 1: Foolish 1
Seat 2: dbdu
Seat 3: Izzy41
Seat 5: PayMeDaMoney [Qd]
Seat 6: Mr. Hayce
Seat 7: feeces peet
Seat 8: joebones x
Seat 9: Matt_440
Seat 10: PaJACK
ANTES/BLINDS
PaJACK posts blind ($0.50), Foolish 1 posts blind ($1), Mr. Hayce posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
dbdu folds, Izzy41 folds, PayMeDaMoney calls $1, Mr. Hayce checks, feeces peet folds, joebones x folds, Matt_440 folds, PaJACK calls $0.50, Foolish 1 checks.

FLOP [Tc][2s] (2BB)
PaJACK checks, Foolish 1 checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $1, Mr. Hayce folds, PaJACK calls $1, Foolish 1 folds.

TURN (3BB)
PaJACK checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, PaJACK calls $2.

RIVER (5BB)
PaJACK checks, PayMeDaMoney bets $2, PaJACK bets $4, PayMeDaMoney calls $2.

SHOWDOWN
PaJACK shows [2d]
PayMeDaMoney mucks cards [Qd]
PaJACK wins $17.

He called down w/ bottom pair the whole way.
But this is the best. His numbers.......

Hands 47
VP$IP 76.6% (34 out of 47)
WTSD 47.37% (18 out of 38)
W$SD 38.39% (7 out of 18)
PFR 0%
BB/100 17.13

UNBELIEVABLE!!