Nothing like trying to minimize your big hands...

Ultimate Bet 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
2 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, MP3 =#A500AF(Idiot)/ calls, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (3.50 SB) , , (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, Idiot checks.

Turn: (1.75 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, Idiot checks.

River: (1.75 BB) (3 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks, Idiot checks.

Final Pot: 1.75 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Jc Th (high card, jack).
MP1 has Jd Kc (high card, king).
Idiot has Kd Ad (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Idiot wins 1.75 BB.

Followed just 5 hands later by this little beauty...

Ultimate Bet 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with , .
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 4 folds, Button calls, 1 fold, BB =#A500AF(Same Idiot)/ raises, UTG+1 calls, Button calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) , , (3 players)
Same Idiot bets, UTG+1 raises, Button folds, Same Idiot calls.

Turn: (5.25 BB) (2 players)
Same Idiot checks, UTG+1 checks.

River: (5.25 BB) (2 players)
Same Idiot checks, UTG+1 checks.

Final Pot: 5.25 BB

Results in white below:
Same Idiot has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and sixes).
UTG+1 has Jc Ad (two pair, jacks and sixes).
Outcome: Same Idiot wins 5.25 BB.

Yeah, he made my buddy list. Just hope he survives long enough to donate a few bucks to me.

I don't see how he's going to donate any money to you seeing as he hardly ever puts money in the pot