Lol:

PokerStars Game #7278327785: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2006/12/03 - 02:20:38 (ET)
Table 'Stephano III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: aestheticguy ($222.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Gogol's Nose ($203.70 in chips)
Seat 4: showtime ($242.65 in chips)
Seat 5: GodlikeRoy ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: normnorm21 ($192 in chips)
showtime: posts small blind $1
GodlikeRoy: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GodlikeRoy
normnorm21: calls $2
aestheticguy: folds
Gogol's Nose: folds
showtime: folds
GodlikeRoy: checks
*** FLOP ***
GodlikeRoy: bets $4
normnorm21: raises $4 to $8
GodlikeRoy: raises $32 to $40
normnorm21: raises $32 to $72
GodlikeRoy: raises $126 to $198 and is all-in
normnorm21: calls $118 and is all-in
*** TURN ***[8c]
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GodlikeRoy: shows (a straight, Deuce to Six)
normnorm21: mucks hand
GodlikeRoy collected $383 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $385 | Rake $2
Board [6c 5h 3d 8c Ac]
Seat 1: aestheticguy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Gogol's Nose (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: showtime (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: GodlikeRoy (big blind) showed [2h 4s] and won ($383) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 6: normnorm21 mucked

I LOVE these donks who think TPHK is the immortal nuts when crap like 77 has them crushed.

also those who limp UTG with K6o

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($34.55)
BB ($98.50)
UTG ($166.90)
Hero ($103.10)
CO ($104.10)
Button ($131.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , .
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, CO calls $4, Button calls $4, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($17) , , (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, CO calls $10, Button folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($37) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $20, Hero raises to $50, CO raises to $90.1, Hero calls $39.10 (All-In).

River: ($216.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $216.20

Results in white below:
Hero has Qd Qs (two pair, queens and threes).
CO has 2d Ad (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $215.20. CO wins $1.

Same session...made 3.5x in 30 min

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP ($68.90)
CO ($113.25)
Button ($98.15)
SB ($116.90)
Hero ($120.40)
UTG ($100)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
1 fold, MP calls $1, CO raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $2, MP calls $2.

Flop: ($9.50) , , (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $8, CO folds, Hero calls $8.

Turn: ($25.50) (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $25, Hero raises to $60, MP calls $32.90 (All-In).

River: ($143.40) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $143.40

Results in white below:
Hero has 7c 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
MP has 2s 3h (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $143.39.

Villian is one of my FAV regular Stars DONKS

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) from (Format: Bet The Pot)

UTG ($135.40)
MP ($106.85)
CO ($89.45)
Hero ($93.50)
SB ($71.85)
BB ($53.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
UTG raises to $4, MP calls $4, CO calls $4, Hero calls $4, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($21) , , (5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, CO checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($21) (5 players)
SB bets $30, UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, Hero raises to $70, SB calls $37.85 (All-In).

River: ($158.85) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $158.85

Results in white below:
SB has Jc Qd (two pair, queens and sixes).
Hero has Jh Tc (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $158.85.

Ok i'm lurking a bit on 400$ NL tables and i see this two idiots in a pot. The funny thing was after the hand when the villain who lost the hand comments smth like this: omfg nice freaking turn. Hilarious.

200 NL

This one pissed me off...

Red AA in BB, UBER donk button open raises to 8, I 3 bet to 28 he calls.

Flop T64, two diamonds. I Check, he bets 55, I push for 115 more, he calls.

Turn 7, river 5.

He flips over T8o for runner runner straight...nihan sir...enjoy the LOAN

$2 BB (9 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP3 ($205.35)
CO ($165.95)
Button ($163.40)
SB ($208.90)
BB ($191)
Hero ($217.65)
UTG+1 ($218.10)
MP1 ($282.65)
MP2 ($210.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9, 9.
Hero raises to $7, 5 folds, Button calls $7, 2 folds.

Flop: ($17) 9, 4, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $12, Button raises to $24, Hero raises to $68, Button calls $32.

Turn: ($141) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $44, Button raises to $90, Hero raises to $180, Button calls $10.40 (All-In).

River: ($421.40) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $421.40

Results:
Hero has 9s 9d (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 6h Qd (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $421.40.

No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (8 handed) from (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO ($210.85)
Button ($97.75)
SB ($291.75)
BB ($284.90)
UTG ($390.15)
UTG+1 ($155.80)
Hero ($512.80)
MP2 ($224.80)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A, 5.
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, CO raises to $13, 3 folds, UTG calls $11, UTG+1 folds, Hero folds.

Flop: ($33) 7, 9, 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $2, CO raises to $25, UTG calls $23.

Turn: ($83) T (2 players)
UTG checks, CO bets $50, UTG calls $50.

River: ($183) K (2 players)
UTG bets $183, CO calls $122.85 (All-In).

Final Pot: $488.85

Results below:
UTG has 2s Kd (two pair, kings and sevens).
CO has Ah Ts (two pair, tens and sevens).
Outcome: UTG wins $488.85.

LOL Cashaments

Villain is terrible...so far he hasn't been too agro postflop (like he was here), but has been min-raising a STORM preflop...and generally c/folding the flop...so I've been nickel and diming him to death on multiple tables.

200 NL, I have 270 and he covers. Villain is 35/29/2.4 over 400 hands.

I pick up TT in the BB, otb shorty open limps and donk makes it 10 from the sb. I consider 3 betting, but I know that I can outplay him so well postflop that there's no reason. We're HU.

Flop [6d][5h]. He leads POT (which he hasn't done ONCE yet...usually he checks, or bets 1/2 pot). I call...why raise? I'm putting him on an overpair and am willing to let him hang himself.

Turn . He quickly pots again...I just call...I'm miles ahead of him now and don't want him to fold to a push.

River . Well, if he has KK, nihan him...he pushes, I snap call...





LOL, thanks for the stack+ donkey sir.

It wasn't a vacuum...re-read the post. This hand came near the end of my session and after playing with this guy for 2+ hrs on multiple tables.