I know everyone always says that... but beat THIS... I was just watching, waiting to be seated.... The first hand is just a little precursor warmup to the second ...

***** Hand History for Game 2717739007 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, September 15, 20:36:48 EDT 2005
Table Table 37514 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10

repoman_va posts small blind [$0.25].
Harry_D posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
bikefighter folds.
Fang330 raises [$2].
DoubleCRanch calls [$2].
drpenny folds.
kolbkj folds.
NifeParty folds.
SagaraSouske folds.
repoman_va folds.
Harry_D folds.
** Dealing Flop **
Fang330 checks.
DoubleCRanch bets [$0.50].
Fang330 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Turn **
Fang330 bets [$5].
DoubleCRanch raises [$15].
Fang330 is all-In [$6.05]
** Dealing River **
DoubleCRanch shows two pairs, jacks and fours.
Fang330 shows a pair of aces.
DoubleCRanch wins $3.95 from side pot #1 with two pairs, jacks and fours.
DoubleCRanch wins $26.50 from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and fours.

Fang330: lucky idiot
DoubleCRanch: shouldn't have slow played
Fang330: u shouldnt have been in the hand in the first place idiot
DoubleCRanch: two pair on flop and I shouldn't have been there

Hope DoubleC lubed him up before THIS masterpiece...

***** Hand History for Game 2717763346 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, September 15, 20:40:54 EDT 2005
Table Table 37514 (Real Money)

Fang330 posts small blind [$0.25].
DoubleCRanch posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
drpenny calls [$0.50].
kolbkj folds.
Fang330: that's why i said you shouldnt have been in the hand double
NifeParty folds.
>You have options at Table 36791 Table!.
SagaraSouske folds.
repoman_va calls [$0.50].
Harry_D calls [$0.50].
bikefighter folds.
Fang330 raises [$2.75].
DoubleCRanch raises [$5].
drpenny folds.
repoman_va folds.
Harry_D folds.
Fang330 is all-In [$16.50]
DoubleCRanch: should i be here now?
DoubleCRanch calls [$14].
** Dealing Flop **
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
DoubleCRanch shows a straight, ace to five.
Fang330 shows two pairs, aces and kings.
DoubleCRanch wins $38.50 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.
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Then... if that wasn't bad enough... check out the priceless dialogue afterwards... Not sure if he was screwin w/ him or not... Either way, he's on MY buddy list...

Fang330: LOL
Fang330: wow
Fang330: ive never seen such a lucky idiot
DoubleCRanch: thanks
Fang330: even u have to admit that was a fking horrible call
Fang330: that was quite the bad beat
DoubleCRanch: it was
Fang330: how could you call that?
Fang330: seriously?
DoubleCRanch: you had a's or k's
Fang330: how do you make that call?
Fang330: AK
DoubleCRanch: it was heads up
Fang330: i had two pair
Fang330: heads up?
Fang330: that's your excuse?
Fang330: wow man - u must lose tons overall
DoubleCRanch: I had a 50/50 chance
DoubleCRanch calls [$2.50].
AK vs. 23 is not 50/50
Fang330: sorry to tell you tghat
DoubleCRanch: yes it is
Fang330: almost any hand vs 32 is not 50/50
Fang330: i had you rocked going into it
Fang330: go read a poker book or something man
DoubleCRanch: go read your book again
Fang330: can i get a little backup from others at the table?
DoubleCRanch: or go buy my book
Fang330: is AK vs 23 50/50?
Fang330: go buy YOUR book?
Fang330: lol
owster: lol, ak vs 23 50/50... no
it was a terrible call and a great result - live with it
DoubleCRanch has left the table.

Little Johnny is in school one day. The teacher says, I want you to use the word "beautiful" in a sentence. Little Mary says, "it's a beautiful day." Little Tommy says, "you're a beautiful teacher." Little Johnny says, "Last night my sister told my parents she's pregnant. My father said, 'Beautiful. Just f<expletive>in' beautiful.'"

Be-utiful, man.

The real beat is the guy that will call all in with 32 left the table, defend that guy.