Oh, PLEASE, is that the best ya got? Friggin' darts? You English woosies need some good old fashioned American outrage.
"Poker is a game that's a sport," John Vorhaus.
Most sports are games, but not all games are sports, and not all sports are sports.
If you ever hear, "we're waiting on the judges' decision," it ain't no sport! (Except boxing, which is a sport, but not a game, regardless of it being called "the fight game.)
I take exception to the notion of physicality as a definition, too. What about fat bowlers, fat golfers, and offensive lineman? Monica Seles had more rolls around her middle when she was coming back than South Beach on Sunday afternoon. A poker player who is in shape would play better than one who is not, imo, but only if he's a better player.
What will raise poker above it's sordid and maligned past is calling it, demanding it be called a sport. Figure skating is not a goddamned sport!!! Football can be a game played in the park on Sunday afternoon, or a sport played on Sunday afternoon by highly paid professionals. Poker can be a game played by friends on Friday night for pretzels, or a sport played by professionals. The difference is the level of skill, in football and poker. I'm gambling a little money, not on being crippled for life, as skiing and tennis and baseball almost has done to me.
POKER IS A F****ING SPORT! GOT IT??? TAKE YOUR WEAK/TIGHT ARGUMENT AND FOLD, GODDAMMIT. Tell that to the Bible-thumpin' Carry Nation wannabes who would keep poker from its rightful place as the most American of all games. A sport played by skillful participants.
<rant mode still on: soapbox is here and I'm the King of the Mountain>

"Are the players better as the stakes go up? It's not an exam; it's a buyin." Barry Tanenbaum